The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!!
“Please only purchase what you need. Returns WILL NOT be accepted on hurricane supplies purchased in bulk.” It’s sad that we post signs in the hardware store telling customers essentially […]
“Please only purchase what you need. Returns WILL NOT be accepted on hurricane supplies purchased in bulk.” It’s sad that we post signs in the hardware store telling customers essentially […]
Sunday I received a voice mail from my manager at work, John. “Don’t make the popcorn until I get in. I’m bringing green food coloring.” Ok. No problem. So, when he […]
Overheard in the store today: Customer: What’s the difference between D-2 and D-4?Me: Uh. Two.Customer: [Quizzical Look] No, this one says D-2 and this one says D-4. What’s the difference? […]
And it’s a shame really, because you guys can’t read what I’m thinking about most of the time. I literally do it all day, every day. I’m constantly writing commentary […]